L15. As Long As You're Happy (REP)

Npc : Unique Birch

"Well, he does keep giving me diamonds and pearls... He can't be that bad..."

Birch shakes her double chin.

"Hmm, I guess if he just wants to be friends."

"But Gozen is a robot! Even if I WAS looking for a boyfriend, I couldn't date a robot could I?"

Birch gives you a megaphone.

"Here's my answer. You tell it to him for me. Make sure he hears it."

"Hahaha. I'll take the diamonds for now. They were a gift. And I wouldn't want to turn down a gift."

"Gozen likes Birch. He wants Birch to like him."

The robot stands before you, giving off a constant stream of beeps and whistles.

Npc : Gozen

After listening to Birch's megaphone, Gozen stops moving.

"Birch likes the diamonds, but she doesn't like Gozen..."

"There's always more fish in the sea," you tell Gozen to try to sooth his ego.

"No! Gozen likes Birch! Gozen likes Birch!"

"Diamonds make Birch happy, so Gozen is happy too."

"Thank you, friend. This is a token of my appreciation."