L14. Goblin Trouser Pocket (REP)

"You can't stand the goblins in Stan's Quarry? Me, either! Help me deal with them."

"Let's see.. I have an idea. Let's embarrass them into leaving by pulling down their pants! Can you imagine it?" Murray laughed viciously.

You shuffled your feet uncomfortably, not sure how to react.

"Just imagine those goblins' bare bottoms! When they have to go to the bathroom, they'll try to pull down their pants, but there won't be anything for them to pull down! It'll be a laugh riot. I bet they'll learn their lesson. Also, I'm really into goblin butts. Was that too much information?"

"They don't have much time left, though. I believe Jale plans to send an army to take back the mine."

"Ooh, thanks for the Goblin Trousers. I'll string these up over my bed - I mean, throw them away." Murray grabbed the Trousers and smelled them deeply.

"When can we get Stan's Quarry back from the goblins?"

"Please help us take them out."