"The road to love is paved with tears. Romance is all just lies and trickery. Bah!"
"I am the Boss of the Love Stinks Crew. The Boss doesn't need a name; did Bruce Springsteen need a name? NO. They just call him the Boss, and you know who they mean."
"Members of the Love Stinks Crew suffer the most during Valentine's Day each year. Nobody love us, everybody hates us! I guess we'll go eat worms."
"The Chocolatier is the worst, always trying to spread the word of love. Blech. I'd like to make all his chocolate disappear!""