(You're surprised to see humans that aren't Followers of the Carso Church here.)
"Whoah there. Chill your penguins! I swear I'm a normie just like your wholesome self."
"I'm Tardor, Demon Hunter of great renown. But everyone calls me El Tador, so feel free to copy that!"
"The Demon Hunters figured I'm the coolest cube to keep a slick eye on the Carso Church. Just slide me a request if things look like they're heading for the wrong end of the waterfall.""
"Those damn Carso Followers! Those vicious weasels! They stole our rations! Monsters! You kill enemies in battle, you don't starve them!"
"We have to smash them! Make them scream! Not be polite towards them!"
Fin
"I'm Tardor, stationed at Alternate Dimension's Sprites' Forest."
"Those horrible followers got what they deserved. "Thanks for your help!"
"All rations have been recaptured. Pig-out party tonight! With that out of the way, the team can continue the investigation!"
"And please accept this small token of gratitude from us. I don't know where these map fragments lead, but I have a feeling they may point to something valuable."