<Earthican> Hambert

"I've been a lot calmer since I came to this forest, but I have to get to the root of the problem."

"For the sake of Bertha's health, we must watch her diet. She needs to cut down on fat," Hambert asserted.

"I have invented a weight control fruit juice. The ingredients are difficult to obtain, so I only have one bottle at the moment. I dare not use it unless it's an emergency."

"Why don't I give you the formula? You could collect the ingredients, and we could go into mass production, easy as low-fat, gluten-free, no added sugar pie! As part of this experiment, please drink this obesity potion. Don't worry, it's totally safe. I mean, as safe as something called 'obesity potion' could possibly be."

Hambert forced the potion into your hands.


*Smash terrain objects around the world to collect 3 Aspurins and 3 Mystery Herbs.
*Go to local alchemists and use the Weight Loss Concentrate Formula to make Weight Loss Concentrate.

Have you made the Weight Loss Concentrate? Have you tracked down Bertha? asked Hambert anxiously.

You chugged the Weight Loss Concentrate and found that your body snapped right back into its original shape.

"The potion works!" Hambert clapped his hands with glee, then realized what he had said. "I mean, um, of course it works. I would never subject you to unnecessary risks."

"Your search suggests that Bertha is nearby. I must use caution."

He handed you a scroll tied with rope and a package.

"I think we should split up. I am going to start my preparations for returning to Earth. Please take care of another matter for me. The instructions are written on the scroll."

"You've helped me a great deal; I hope you can assist me in finishing this. These supplements may prove useful to you." Hambert shook your hand firmly.

Have you found Chang'e?"

"I am still preparing for the ceremony to return to Earth, so I'll leave Chang'e to you!"

"Remember the process I mentioned: lure her, hit her, pour her, bring her back.

"You brought her back!" exclaimed Hambert. He examined Bertha.

"Hmm. Well, this isn't exactly what I thought would happen, but at least now I can concentrate on returning to Earth. Thank you for your help!"

"Please accept this as a token of my gratitude." Hambert handed you a gift.

"I hope you and the ones you care about can all enjoy peace, health, and happiness."

"If you can prove that you can use the Splendid Punch that I taught you to help people in need, I will award you the Master Class title, 'Splendid Punch!'"


*Open the Large Mid-Autumn Gift Box for a chance to receive a Cosmetic Surgery Certificate.

Only those who know how to use our ancient martial art, Splendid Punch, for the good of others are eligible to receive this title, Hambert explained.

You look like you've mastered the essence of Splendid Punch. Use this title to help more people in need!