Retired Lumberjack Culolo

"I was on my way back to Ilya from the forest, where I had been chopping firewood. Suddenly, I heard a loud noise. I looked up to see the Beastman Army charging through a door filled with light."

"Fortunately, I was resourceful enough to hide in the bushes, but I couldn't go back to Ilya to warn anyone. I hid there until I saw Prophet Merlin leading everyone away from Ilya."

"When I told everyone this later, they all thought I was drunk. They said that the Beastman Army must have arrived on the peninsula in boats from Kaslow..." Culolo says angrily.

"Haha! Ever since I stopped chopping trees, I've been bored out of my mind."

"The only thing that helps is these little shows that some folks in the Sorrow Peninsula have been doing."

"My favorite is the show they do at (736, 318) on Thursdays."

"It's about a young mother named Margaret who runs a beauty salon in her home. She's looking for her husband with her two daughters by her side."

"Well? Sounds fantastic, right? If you get the time, you have to come watch."