L14. A Fearsome Quest - 4

"Maybe primitive alchemy can solve my woes."

"Have you heard of the secret medicine, soup of heroes?"

"They say that near the moss-covered rocks in the southeast, Goblins concoct a secret medicine that makes its drinker stalwart and macho."

"They keep it locked away in a safe. Could you get me a bottle of it?"

"I don't know if soup of heroes tastes good or not. I bet it tastes macho, like salty sweat and firewood and cheap cologne. Actually, that sounds pretty disgusting. I hope it tastes like peppermint candies."

"Once I get it, I'll share it with you."

"This is the soup of heroes? Fantastic!" Colby held the secret medicine high above his head, gleeful.

"Thank you, thank you, thank you!"

"After I drink it, I will confess my love to Ker. I can't wait to be a macho, macho man. I've got to be a macho man!"