村長內子 愛理

"The little sisters in the village seem to grow bigger each day. I fear they might be growing out of their clothes, and winter's almost here."

"Could you go northeast of the village and get some fur from the Ryu Mountain Wolves? That way, I can make new clothing for them. Wouldn't they look adorable in matching fur-lined skorts? Skorts are still all the rage, right?"

"The fur of the Ryu Mountain Wolves is incredibly soft and can keep you toasty warm on the coldest day."

"You can find the wolves in the northeast of the village near the shrine."

"Do you have the fur with you?"

"I'm going to whip up some clothing that will keep those girls warm and, more importantly, fashion forward all winter."

"It's been quite a while since I went to the Bamboo Heart Pavilion. The spiders in that area really ruined it for me. They crawl all over you if they get the chance, and they spin giant, sticky webs. And wouldn't you know, the last time I walked past, one of them knitted 'SOME PIG' into the web! What a nerve! I mean, yes, I've put on some weight over the holidays, but that's just rude."

"Please do me a favor and squish the uncouth spiders blocking the way to the Bamboo Heart Pavilion."

"When can I go to the Bamboo Heart Pavilion again without fear of being insulted by arachnids?"

"The woods are quite serene. When you're there, it's as though you're in another world. You're transported away from the chaos of everyday life. It's the perfect place to forget that a bunch of spiders called you fat."

"Are the spiders all gone?"

"Thank you so much. I can finally return to the Bamboo Heart Pavilion. I still may need therapy for my self-esteem issues, though. Stupid spiders."